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Joke of the Day
"Hillary says it's time to have a woman in the Oval Office. Bill says - been there, done that ..."
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"My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don't exist. He's busy vacuuming now."
"I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes."
"I have a fetish fetish. Things that turn me on turn me on."
"Bartender asks a returning guest... You come in everyday for the past 10 years paying for the same drink with 4 quarters. Why? The guest responds with, ""I don't like change!"""
"I just introduced my date as P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney because I forgot his name. How's your night?"
"Pennywise the clown to Ronald ""you disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary."" Ronald McDonald: ""I've killed more people than you."""
"It's a pleasure to do business with you. I look forward to screaming at your customer service representatives in six months."
"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it."
"People don't hate you because you're beautiful. people hate you because you're a nasty b itch."