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Joke of the Day

"Him: Going to Taco Bell, want anything? Me: I'm just thirsty Him: What do you want? Me: Six tacos and a burrito"

"I just pissed like a horse. Not an easy stance, let me tell you."

"If dumping the last of your chips into the dip and eating it like cereal is wrong then I don't wanna be right."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."

"Studies have shown... (NSFW) 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."

"Tell me I'm beautiful ""You're beautiful"" Tell me I'm a genius ""You're a genius"" Tell m- ""Just give me the toilet paper, please"""

"What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit? DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry."

"What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean."

"""Hey does it smell like I took a shit?"" ah, sulfur so good."

"Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job? For Catcalling"