200622
Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Without a penis"
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"What's long and hard? The sock under my bed."
"I saw a deer yesterday. I asked it if it had any doe. It said yeah, about two bucks."
"In my spare time I like to read, write, and fall in love with unavailable people."
"Can't sleep. Just miss Circuit City a lot right now."
"What do you tell a Hockey player messing up with you... ... Stop pucking around"
"Best thing about drinking in downtown LA is that if u need a bathroom, it's all around you"
"Why did the bride's best friend become a Samurai... because she was made of honour."
"[taking baby's shoes off] Oh what a surprise. Clean soles. It's almost as if you were carried everywhere."
"I have a killer penis. Yeah, that's right. It's a mood killer. *sobs*"