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Joke of the Day
"Can't sleep. Just miss Circuit City a lot right now."
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"Kid is destined to be gaye My friend just named her newborn baby ""Marvin"""
"How is Ducktape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired"
"I have a really good relatipnship with the elevator operator. We speak to eachother on so many different levels."
"Talking Dirty What did the Italian wife say during sex? Pasta, pasta! What did the Indian wife say during sex? Curry, curry!"
"There was a baby boy born at the hospital without eyelids. So the doctors circumcised him and used his foreskin as eyelids. He's doing fine, he is just a little cockeyed"
"Grapes are so predictable at poker Eventually, they all end up raisin"
"I admit I thought cloning Wanda Sykes 10,000 times was a dumb idea, but looks like the TSA managed to hire all of them"
"What's the other word for a pedophile with a large hat? The Pope. (sorry if repost, my friend just told it to me)"
"What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet? A STOOL Pigeon"