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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when Jesus walks across the street? A cross walk"
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"Trump has no mistresses... He has alternative fucks."
"What did one triangle say to the other triangle? Hey, we should get together and square dance!"
"Why is Jesus terrible in bed? Because it takes three days for him to rise again, and two thousand years to come twice."
"new joke I know this deaf musician, he plays a keyboard with one hand... and sings with the other"
"My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine."
"Why do Japanese women like foreign men? Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa"
"Taking a nap until my carbon monoxide detector stops beeping."
"I like it when people complement me on my grammar"
"Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and"