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Joke of the Day
"Trump has no mistresses... He has alternative fucks."
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"Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright."
"What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence? An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself."
"What did God say to Jesus? This lawn ain't gonna mow itself."
"I just found out that the reptile I had sex with last night had an STD Now I have a dino-sore"
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
"That moment when you laugh so much about your friends joke you end up farting accidently."
"CNN has confirmed that aliens might actually be involved in the disappearance of Flight 370. At least two illegal immigrants were caught on camera boarding the plane."
"""I enjoy long walks on the bitch."" -a flea's online dating profile"
"I saw a black man running down the street with a TV I was concerned that it was mine so I quickly drove home, as I got home I was relieved to see that mine was cleaning my shoes on the front porch"