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Joke of the Day
"Trump has no mistresses... He has alternative fucks."
Next Joke
"I met a Slavic feminist once. She told me to Czech my privilege."
"""Not all guys wearing Flannel shirts are Lumberjacks."" *hits tree with axe* "" Take me for example. I just hate trees."""
"So Godzilla walks into a bar... The entire building is destroyed. 23 people are missing and presumed dead."
"What does the government and pedophiles have in common? They defile private things."
"1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?"
"*walks into Walmart wearing pants* Walmart employee: Shit, corporate's here"
"Cooking is like Sex Sometimes it's Hot and Fast! Other times it's Slow and Sexy .. I can't cook"
"My friend went camping in the Serengeti with all sorts of lions roaming around It was in tents"
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat-belt"