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Joke of the Day

"new joke I know this deaf musician, he plays a keyboard with one hand... and sings with the other"

"Does anyone else believe in solipsism or is it just me?"

"I found out blowing in the dogs face makes her stop barking. I tried the same thing on my wife to make her stop yelling and she bit me."

"I'm not saying that I haven't incorporated math into my adult life. I'm just saying I could've dropped out after elementary school."

"My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed."

"I started a three-way with a Chicken and Egg. I'll let you know."

"10 years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me! She said no both times. ( )"

"What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural logs."

"I have made nothing but horrible decisions ever since I had my wisdom teeth taken out."

"People who say everything happens for a reason should remember that when I punch them in the face."