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Joke of the Day
"new joke I know this deaf musician, he plays a keyboard with one hand... and sings with the other"
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"Interview: ""What is your biggest weakness"" Guy: ""Honesty"" Interviewer: ""I don't believe honesty is a weakness"" Guy: ""I don't give a f*** about what you believe"""
"Why were the Native Americans in America before us? They had reservations."
"Are candles happy or sad when they are put out? They are delighted."
"*smokes fat doobie* *enters hotdog eating contest* *sets Guinness World Record* *gets disqualified for using performance-enhancing drugs*"
"What to hear a joke? A girlfriend.. While the humor is dry, in this joke i fully understand that this is not something many of you will ever get."
"How do you know Mexicans and African Americans are similar?? Once you know Juan you know Jamal"
"The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship ""I apologize"" and ""You are right."""
"Hello all, I have the ground type safari...Someone please add me, I'm looking for the older generation."
"Two Jewish women are on a bench One turns to the other and says ""meh"" The other responds ""eh"" The first one replies ""but enough about the children"""