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Joke of the Day

"What did one triangle say to the other triangle? Hey, we should get together and square dance!"

"The Indian National Army has anti-gay laws... They call it the law of Don't Ask, Don't Patel."

"Your mama's so fat She needs to use [Terashare](http://terashare.net)"

"What do you get when you put 50 Politicians in a room with 50 lesbians? 100 cunts that don't do dick."

"Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes I'll save it for your tea."

"""I think we should feel other people."" (Blind couple breaking up.)"

"I only got one match, but I can make an explosion. And now the government thinks I'm a terrorist."

"If a pilot can't get it up during takeoff Is it called projectile dysfunction?"

"I went to visit my grandfather in the hospital, but it was too late... He was already gone. His suffering is over now. He's gone home. He's doing much better, so the hospital discharged him!"

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms."