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Joke of the Day
"What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide!"
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"My family keeps telling me that when I die I should have my ashes made into a diamond There's a lot of pressure"
"Margaret Thatcher died?? And more importantly, Margaret Thatcher was still alive??!!"
"Bumper sticker reads.... Voices inside my tells me everything is going to be ok"
"*watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *has to pee* *watches soccer* *gets up to pee* *misses goal* :/"
"What's a Pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty"
"The amount of stuff coming out of this woman's handbag as she searched for her keys, I wouldn't be surprised if that missing Malaysian plane is in there too."
"Sex positions for small penises Fuck! This isn't Google search. How do I delete this post?"
"What do you call a Japanese suicide bomber? Wasabi"
"What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing -- apples don't talk!"