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Joke of the Day

"What do women and dog poop have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."

"If I could be any X-Men I think I'd pick Professor X. Don't really care about the mind-reading stuff I just hate walking."

"I used to own a racing snail... It never won though. To improve its performance I removed its shell but, if anything, it made it more sluggish"

"A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don'tserve food here."""

"How can you tell if a gay person is dead? Check pulse"

"A short Ramadan joke Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?!?!? Because we fast."

"Did you hear about the condom that flew across the bedroom? It was PISSED OFF!"

"I saw a Nun with her clothes inside-out today... I asked her about it, and she said it was *a bad habit of hers*"

"I just don't understand how to properly put together a play on words I think I'm just going to throw away my script for *The Dictionary in the Attic: An Anne Frank story*"

"Oh, I see. ""Adam and Steve"" is gay, but ""Adam dates his own rib"" is perfectly acceptable."