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Joke of the Day
"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them."
Next Joke
"What do eggs say when they're turnt? Omelette, fam"
"Have you heard about Marx's tomb? They say it's a Communist plot"
"when someone near me yawns i can't help but match the yawn with a visually similar scream"
"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."
"Is that a banana in your pocket or have you been lying about your name being Amy?"
"The main reason I tell my daughter that beauty is on the inside is because I'm in charge of her ponytail in the mornings."
"Star Wars Joke... If Finn hooks up with Rey... He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something EDIT: formatting"
"Don't you hate people that answer their own questions ? I know I do..."
"Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay? He had served his sentence."