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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy."
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"Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach whales swim up to her and sing ""We are family...!"""
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"
"I accidentally filled the escort with diesel, she died."
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was going down the road and turned into a field."
"What would you call a 90 year old hooker? Ho-spice"
"A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes."
"A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store..... A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store and steals one item. He take a fence"
"DR DOG: Please remove your shoes & step on the scale PATIENT: Ok DR DOG: I'll be right back *carries the shoes out of the room in his mouth*"
"What was Sisyphus's favourite type of music? Rock 'n' Roll"