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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy."
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"What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder? ""No whey."""
"I like watching children run around at the park. They don't realize I'm using blanks."
"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."
"Sometimes when I look into the toilet I realize that I'm not a regular guy."
"What do you call a cat in love? Romeow"
"What do the French call a bad Thursday? A tra-jeudi."
"Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage? Right under the children's noses"
"What's Canada's intelligence agency called? The C.I. Eh"
"I have a fantasy that a big strong man shows up at my door, comes in unannounced & slowly, quietly & methodically renovates my bathroom"