200527

Joke of the Day

"My Muslim neighbor came to my house and asked ""Have you seen Mahid lately?"" I said, ""No, just your eyes."""

"A girl Unfollowed Me !!! A girl unfollowed me wen i replied ""nice one"" to her tweet.I guess i should have said ""nice two"". ;)"

"If I were Santa Claus, I'd have my agent be like ""He's not doing it this year if Ronald McDonald is going to be there in that shoe car."""

"I recently joined a support group for people who peaked in high school. It's called Crossfit"

"Have you heard the watermelon joke? You have now! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I'msosorry"

"What sound does a shotgun make? Cobain Cobain"

"People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food"

"Rule: Grown men should not use ""lol"" in a convo with another male."

"How much citrus does it take to kill a pirate? None."

"If your middle initial is V, I bet you constantly get mistaken for a court case."