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Joke of the Day

"A girl Unfollowed Me !!! A girl unfollowed me wen i replied ""nice one"" to her tweet.I guess i should have said ""nice two"". ;)"

"Beginning to worry that, on my deathbed, I'm going to be just lying there, refreshing twitter."

"More ""kills"" on Tinder than any man in the history of online dating, Bradley Cooper is.... American Swiper."

"Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal."

"A cat falls in a pool, a rooster laughs. Moral of the story: A wet pussy makes a cock feel good."

"If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome... I would employ lots of woman whose sole job will be to call me handsome."

"What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun."

"If a blind couple breaks up... would they start hearing other people?"

"What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground. Except for the eagle."

"How are women and cigarettes similar? The taste changes as you get closer to the butt."