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Joke of the Day

"A girl Unfollowed Me !!! A girl unfollowed me wen i replied ""nice one"" to her tweet.I guess i should have said ""nice two"". ;)"

"As of now, I only know of three Jewish holidays: Hanukkah The Bar Mitzvah The Oscars"

"A Sober Irishman... ."

"Her: You have very beautiful hair. Me: Oh, you flirt! *Hands me her card* Her: If you're ever thinking about selling it, call me..."

"Some say cheetahs are the fastest animal at 60 mph. Not true. Dogs have been clocked at 18,000 mph when the Soviets launched one into space."

"""What's that in the bag?"" ""An AK-47."" ""No next to that."" ""A bag of cheetos."" ""You can't bring that into the movie."""

"I bought some toothpaste that must have been created by God. It said on it, ""Heal Thy Gums."""

"Donald Trump Will.... Make America Great Again!"

"Bernie Sanders is elected president </joke>"

"I've never gotten along with tall people We just never see eye to eye."