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Joke of the Day

"People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food"

"What do you call a fake noodle?... An Impasta!"

"It's impossible to have an *ok* time on a trampoline. It's either the most fun you've ever had or you go to the hospital."

"Flung my bra across the room and it sailed right into the drawer, if any of you are looking to start a basketball team that uses bras."

"TIL that if a seamstress messes up even one stick, the thing van unwravel Oops. Wrong thread This^ joke type is stupid and I hate it. Maybe you won't"

"Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport? Because he was Snowden."

"What's something that Slaves have and rich people want? Nothing!"

"How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? Not all men."

"I went to my local city's zoo. They had just one animal. A dog! It was a shit zu."

"I work at an investment firm We got a new CIO to head up the Agriculture/Farm investment team. He reports to the EIEIO."