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Joke of the Day
"If your middle initial is V, I bet you constantly get mistaken for a court case."
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"What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts."
"*walks into work 20 minutes late* *boss glares at me* ""Sorry. Traffic."" *boss gestures to my Starbucks cup* ""Oh this? I found it."""
"I didn't know what to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Society meeting... So I just came in my pants."
"How do we know pineapple makes semen taste better? Word of Mouth"
"""I'll have a rum and coke"" Is pepsi ok? ""Sure whatever"" *hands you a pepsi and coke*"
"Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws."
"What's Shaking? Not Ali...."
"I heard women in this country only get 78 for every dollar a man earns... On the bright side, we get to keep 22"
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."