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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna open a bar and call it ""Moderation."""

"Ladies: If ""snuggling"" is so important to you, have the guy do that BEFORE you have sex. Trust me...... He'll snuggle and snuggle and snuggle..."

"How do Eskimo fleas stay warm? A flea's blanket."

"What did the snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted snow flakes. My 4.5 y/o son came up with this joke, but his punch line was ""snow flakes"". I added the ""frosted"". Teamwork."

"Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry? It had a plane to catch."

"Anyone here know of Gaddafi? Probably not. He's pretty underground."

"What did the horse say to the other horse? Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!"

"How is a woman like a condom? The both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"If Donald Trump thinks America doesn't win anymore, he can tell that to Marvin Walters who won $100,000 playing Fun 5's in the Ohio Lottery!"

"Why do people assume I know all about computers just because I'm from India? That makes so I angry I just want to 01010010101010101010101"