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Joke of the Day

"What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night? Chicago."

"China is now entering sperm as contestants in Olympic swimming events, claiming they are of age."

"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large!!"

"Two Irish men walk out of a bar."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T LIST THOR AS AN EMERGENCY BACKUP?!?!"

"Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!"

"Formulae for finding the stopping time of a musical object? E=MCHammer... you know what just down vote I don't care any more. _ I'm fed up being gay!"

"Bugs Bunny turns 75 today. Now when he says ""What's up, Doc?"" he's legitimately concerned."

"Why did the black med student wait all day at the rear entrance of the student cafeteria? Because his professor told his class they were going to spend the entire next day at a bacteria conference."

"I got 6 numbers at the bar last night... One more and it would have been a complete telephone number. (special thanks to Kevin Malone)"