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Joke of the Day
"What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night? Chicago."
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"Words can't even describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can, 3/10."
"Have you heard the latest by Lady Marmalade and the Pectin Pack? Oh wait, I forgot you don't like jam bands"
"American Pharroah walks into a bar... The bartender says "" i'm not even going to ask..."""
"Today, I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that..."
"If you see a glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass."
"I'm trying to stop... I'm trying to stop masturbating. It's really hard."
"Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it."
"What did the dough say to the baker? You, knead me."
"What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters? The Post Office"