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Joke of the Day

"Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry? It had a plane to catch."

"The real question Am i the only one who thinks that porn websites should end in .cum instead of .com?"

"Anonymity on the internet allows us to be whatever we want to be, but I'm glad most of us went with ""perverted idiot""."

"My friend tried to sell me a triangular monitor but I knew it was just a pyramid screen."

"I never could bring a woman into my house. At first, because of the parents. Later, because of the wife."

"What's the difference between batman and Blackman? Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)"

"Did you hear about the bomb that blew up a French cheese shop? There's de brie everywhere."

"What song people listen to while jumping off skyscrapers? Let the bodies hit the floor by Drowning Pool."

"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now"

"Can't shake this headache. Perhaps the shaking isn't helping"