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Joke of the Day

"How do Eskimo fleas stay warm? A flea's blanket."

"Having a mustache is a great way to stop people from drawing a mustache on you in permanent marker while you sleep."

"19 and 20 got in a fight 21"

"What is the coolest food on the planet? Burr-ito!"

"I hate that ""You know what to do"" voicemail greeting, because if a recently unfrozen caveman calls, I bet that makes him feel pretty bad."

"Everybody laughed at me when I told them I was going to be a comedian. I thought,""Well,that's not bad for a start."""

"Why is Jabba so fat? Because he goes to Pizza Hutt a lot. Edit: Best flair 2016"

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian bail"

"And that, class is why we keep our mouths shut whilst changing a sewer pump."

"Why do ninjas make bad porn stars? Because nobody can see them coming."