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Joke of the Day
"How is a woman like a condom? The both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
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"Did you guys hear about the midget that admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."
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"Be thankful for stupid people, they make it easier for the rest of us to get ahead in life."
"*doctor administers experimental anti bad joke serum* how do you feel? ""with my hands"" let's give it a minute"
"What kind of Olive Oil do Reddit users use to masturbate? Extra Virgin"
"Have you ever wondered? What it could be loike?"
"Why is the Queen only 30cm Tall She is a Ruler..."
"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping in Jacksonvillle? He woke up."
"Well well well. If it isn't old Saint Nick trying to slide down this chimney after ignoring my texts for a year."