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Joke of the Day
"how do you get a 100 cows into a barn? put up a Bingo sign!"
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"Descriptivism is the right way of managing the English language, irregardless of what you think."
"A hammer and a Nail cost $1.10 The hammer is a dollar more than the nail, how much is does the nail cost?"
"Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door? Foyer protection"
"Writing with a dull pencil is pointless..."
"50 cent heelys into a library. he slips and knocks over all the bookshelves. all the library users leave in disgust. they swear at him"
"What do you call an amorous vampire? A neck-romancer"
"What do you call oral sex with a fresh corpse? A David Blowie."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? *Boom*"
"What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes? The posters."