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Joke of the Day
"I thought I was electrocuted. But in a shocking twist, I survived. . . . Try the Veal."
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"How much for the best friend? Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale."
"You are free to criticize athletes. They are free to criticize you too of course, but they don't, because your job is dull and no one cares."
"What rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"
"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney, the Jews go up."
"Me: I like your Prince tattoo. ""It's my mother."" Me: Your mother is Prince?"