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Joke of the Day

"Why would you name your human child Hunter? Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist."

"Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle? Because He-Man has the power."

"If I got a dime for every time I didn't know what was going on, I'd be asking people why they're giving me dimes."

"*hears a man crying in a bathroom stall at work* ""Excuse me, are you okay? Because you're kinda stealing my thing"""

"Good news, you survived the horrific car crash. Sadly we couldn't find the other guy's arms but we managed to reattach all four of yours"

"How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away."

"Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any matches or lighters. What do they do? They throw one cigarette overboard and the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter."

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg."

"My wife went home to visit her mother today. Or as I refer to it. Her ""bitch refresher course""."

"If Isaac Newton discovered gravity Why isn't he in the credits? (Crossposted from /r/shittyaskscience)"