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Joke of the Day
"Some kids called me fatty as I walked down the street today. I just turned the other chin."
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"*getting murdered* First time? *sighs* You'll want to lacerate my abdominal aorta. *sighs, puts hand on the bottom of my ribcage* It's here."
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for gelato."
"my son is only in 4th grade but he snap chats at a 7th grade level"
"I burnt my mouth on a slice of pizza. But I got my revenge. It's poop now."
"What does sex and banks have in common? You put it in, you take it out, then you lose interest!"
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck."
"My buddy is doing a semester abroad. I would be perfectly content doing a broad a semester."
"The gift that keeps on giving Herpes. Hehe ;)"
"The thing about women is that they love good listeners and they hate rapists."