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Joke of the Day
"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... It was tense."
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"Blow job vs. Mount Everest What does getting a blow job from a 70 year old woman and jumping down from Mount Everest have in common? You don't dare to look down, but you feel the rush."
"You know what is going on in Ukraine? Donetsk, don't tell."
"Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?"
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"
"What do you call someone who steals a glacier? An iceberglar"
"Irritating An irritating friend took a drink from my wife's beer and said, ""Ha,Ha, this is one step from kissing your wife!"" ""Yes it is,"" I replied, ""and two steps from sucking my dick."""
"I like my women the way I like my coffee. I don't like coffee"
"Me: Can't wait to sit on my front porch with my black cat and frighten children. Coworker: I love Halloween. Me: I meant after work today."
"""Mommy all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"" ""No of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."""