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Joke of the Day

"What did the moderator say to the redditor? [Deleted]"

"A Tiger ? What do you do ? When you cum across a tiger? Zip up and run like hell!"

"""I couldn't work there after what he said to me..."" ""What did he say?"" ""You're fired."""

"I've decided to always wear a Seahawks jersey to exams when I forget to study for them. That way I'll pass when I shouldn't."

"I was going to make a gay joke... ...butt fuck it."

"I got a job at Apple today by answering just one question. The interviewer asked what my passion was and I said, 'tax laws'."

"A Pokemon Joke What Pokemon likes to run? Lucardio!"

"You know what they say about men that have big feet? #They wear big shoes! *Come on guys, this is /r/cleanjokes! Get your minds out of the gutter!*"

"[first date] HER: So do you prefer cats or dogs? ME: *scanning the menu* I don't even see them on here. What page are you on?"

"How do you blind fold an asian? You put floss over their eyes!"