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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that 1 in 4 people has multiple personality disorder? That means one of the me's has a problem."

"What's long and hard and full of seamen? The tube sock under my bed."

"Greek mythology summed up in five words Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny"

"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan and broom."

"What do you call a horny square? Erectangle"

"You know peanuts can kill a person! Well, they are nuts, after all!"

"Incest... When you hit a little too close to home"

"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild? deez nuts"

"""How old is your girlfriend?"" ""She's52"" ""Haha, dude, she could be your mom!"" ""Yeah, actually it's yours"""

"Why do hurricanes always have female names? At first they are wet and wild, but then they take away your car and your house."