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Joke of the Day
"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"
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"Ugh: I hid three dozen raw eggs in the house last night after taking Ambien and now I can't find them."
"What did the vampire lizard say to his next victim? Iguana suck your blood!"
"What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? DINO-MITE!"
"""I can't find my gun"" I exclaimed as I rifled through my drawers."
"What happened to the man running in front of a car? He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted."
"Did you hear Elon Musk just started a new breakfast foods company? What else can you expect from a cereal entrepreneur!"
"Goodnight Moon. Goodnight crazy guy in my tree with binoculars."
"My all time favourite joke. Apologies to 99% of you. What's big and white and sits in a tree? A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree? A fridge wearing jeans."
"I like my women the way I like my coffee Light and sweet, but with lots of fucked up behind the scenes things that had to happen in order to produce them."