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Joke of the Day

"Why was the bee sent out of class? Because he was beehiving badly."

"Why are Indians the best pizza makers? Because they always do the kneedful."

"*repeatedly tries to explain Sisyphus to classmates who have apparently never heard of him* I wish you guys could get how ironic this is."

"[stewardess] ""Sir, even if you ARE, as you say, the REAL Slim Shady- the captain has asked for all passengers to remain seated at this time"""

"My 12yo son's protip: Buy larger sized clothes and you'll look like you lost weight. You're welcome."

"I'm not redneck! I'm from Texas! We ride horses. They ride their cousins."

"I'm Going To Hell For This"

"Til, We are Homo Sapiens at school, And said that my mother. She wished My father was still Homo Erectus."

"Good jokes What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser? It's terminal."

"Everyone wants a bigger house until you have to dust Now I'm dreaming of a one room shanty inside a bubble"