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Joke of the Day
"What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't!"
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"What's the difference between a high-wire circus trapeze act and the Rockettes? One is a fantastic display of cunning stunts while the other is a fantastic display of stunning cunts"
"BEAR JUDGE: Counsel, this is your last warning, you cannot-- LAWYER: *plays dead* BEAR JUDGE: Where did he go"
"why should you never buy a Asian graphics card? bad drivers."
"A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by."
"Stare at the waitress's boobs when you tell her you want ""everything"" on your sandwich. Ya never know..."
"What is a pirates favourite letter It is clearly double D as they are mostly males who can't stand a sunken chest and no booty. (New original take on old joke)"
"What's another name for a Dentists? A filling station!"