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Joke of the Day

"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

"In case I ever doubted my status as an American, being able to buy girl scout cookies on my way out of the gym was a heady reminder."

"TIL The deadliest Medieval warrior was a Scottish tailor. ....He kilt thousands of people."

"Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail"

"Drew Barrymore Now I just need to colour him in"

"Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it's a small soft drink."

"I don't have a problem sharing my funny stuff with ya'll here as you c0py & paste to your Facebook, it's the damn Twitter crew I can't stand with their self righteousness and egos."

"In the Empire... In the Galactic Empire, there were two holonet channels. The first channel was Imperial propaganda, and the second was an Intelligence officer telling you to turn back to channel 1."

"Please Turn Off The Computer Dad's writes on son's facebook wall: Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner."

"Why isn't there a Price is Right porn yet? Nobody's willing to cum on down"