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Joke of the Day
"I met an obsessive-compulsive sodomite once. He was anal-retentive."
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"Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer. I have no Words."
"THERAPIST: What's the problem with your marriage? WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise"
"What do you do when an elephant comes in your window? You swim!"
"What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes? Ripostes them"
"I stopped at the bookstore to pick up the book I ordered on how to get through life with an extremely small penis. It isn't in yet."
"What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea? The South Will Rise Again"
"I came across something really weird last night... I think she was half-goat or something?"
"Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"" ""Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."""
"She threw me out after discovering I had no cooked bread... She is lack-toast intolerant."