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Joke of the Day
"My x had a Nikon breast implant She called it her photographic mammary."
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"He's very handsome, by which I mean he has some hands. The normal amount of hands. I'm not great at describing people with words."
"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha."
"Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same colour trunks."
"I asked a music teacher what is sooo hard about playing a violin... she said it's kinda fiddely."
"""Mom, I don't like my little brother."" ""Then just eat the vegetables."""
"What do parsley and pubes have in common? You push them out of the way and keep eating."
"Biology Joke Biology teacher: Can anyone name a disease? Student: I can sir. Teacher: Well done. Whose next?"
"What kind of sex does a priest have? Nun."
"That really wasn't nice of Dorothy to say ""I'll miss you most of all"" to Scarecrow with Lion & Tin Man standing right there."