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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gag"
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"Walk in closets Walk-In Closet Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents? Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet."
"The soldier survived pepper spray and mustard gas He is now a seasoned veteran."
"[in ambulance after being shot] can we [coughs blood] stop at Taco Bell? ""Don't be stupid! [turns around while driving] of course we can"""
"What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!"
"Recently, my self driving car has been malfunctioning. It's driving me crazy"
"I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a crying baby. Apparently that's not allowed if it's yours."
"Your inspirational tweets were so inspiring they inspired me to unfollow you."
"Where were you i have been waiting for half an hour. Said No Girl Ever."
"Me: (from the back of the ambulance) CHANGE THE RADIO Medic: Sir you need to conserve your strength Me: I AM NOT DYING TO A COLDPLAY SONG"