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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gag"
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"When you wish upon a star ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams."
"After i say ""whatever"", all the sh*t you say after that is irrelevant"
"Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !"
"Me: ""I'm trying to type the word 'fucking.'"" My iPhone: ""Huh? Surely you mean 'ducking.'"" Me: ""No, I mean 'fucking'."" My iPhone: ""Bullshot."""
"What did the male mountain say to his wife? What's the Matterhorn-y?"
"What kind of socks do you find in your backyard? Garden hose."
"There are so many internet scams right now Send me $19.99 and I will tell you how to avoid them all"
"Dentist: open Me: *opens* Dentist: wider Me: *opens more* Dentist: wider Me: *opens more* Dentist: that's it, now come in and take a seat"
"A man walks into a gay bar and says... ""Whose dick do I have to suck to suck a dick around here?"" Heard it on Game Grumps."