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Joke of the Day

"There are 11 types of people in the world... Those that understand binary, those that don't, and those that thought this would be the 10 kinds of people joke."

"You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2"

"A Blond walks into a Bar ""Ouch"""

"Gave my cat some almond milk and now she teaches hot yoga on Thursday nights."

"Life is like a gluten allergy.. It seems like everybody but me has one."

"WIFE: Don't embarrass me in front of my boss, he's colorblind ME: Duh [later at party] ME: [to boss] So when did you learn Colorbraille?"

"[drops capsule in woman's drink] Maybe when that's finished, we can get out of here? [green sponge dinosaur grows out of glass] Ready to go?"

"I didn't have a condom last night, so I used a sock... She wouldn't stop complaining about cotton mouth."

"*clicks on hotel tv's Adult Zone* ""Oh hell yeah."" *it's just a bunch of people paying bills and doing yard work* ""...Oh hell yeah."""

"WARNING: If someone sends a link to download the new Nickelback single, DON'T CLICK ON IT! It's a link to download the new Nickelback single"