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Joke of the Day
"Gave my cat some almond milk and now she teaches hot yoga on Thursday nights."
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"Say what you want about Olympic Skiing Events.... .....but most of that sport is going downhill fast."
"In Australia your best friend and your worst enemy are both called a.. Cunt"
"Did you hear about the guy who fell in a vat at the eyeglass factory? He really made a spectacle of himself."
"What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke? That sounded a lot better in my head"
"When does a heterosexual man leave a gay bar? Straight away."
"What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common? Their balls are for decoration only."
"Please God, let the weather be nice for my picnic. There are 7 billion people on this planet. Many starving. Please hear my picnic prayer."
"What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles? A candle-nah-brah"
"You should need a license to be that ugly."