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Joke of the Day

"*clicks on hotel tv's Adult Zone* ""Oh hell yeah."" *it's just a bunch of people paying bills and doing yard work* ""...Oh hell yeah."""

"Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby I dont come on my apple before I eat it"

"Whenever Adobe Flash tells me to update I download and install an even older version, that's MY revolution"

"So where do you see yourself in 5 years? How am I supposed to know, I don't have 2020 vision!"

"My grandpa has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"I went to a zoo that only had a dog... It was a shih tzu."

"Why is it called the 3/5 compromise? Because it is only 2/5 solution."

"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."

"Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad. Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000. Getting them back?: Priceless."

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers."