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Joke of the Day

"*clicks on hotel tv's Adult Zone* ""Oh hell yeah."" *it's just a bunch of people paying bills and doing yard work* ""...Oh hell yeah."""

"What's black and white and red all over... An interracial couple getting what they deserved."

"My overnight bag is just a backpack full of Sour Patch Kids."

"How did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field."

"What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?... ....a smile and wave!"

"The human body is 70 percent water?? *looks at a glass of water* damn girl"

"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pac-man. For 25 cents she would swallow balls until she died."

"Had to talk with my son about masturbation today...I explained that it is natural, and he should probably knock before he comes into my room from now on."

"What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy? Son of a Bith!"

"Why did the Chicken Cross The Road?"