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Joke of the Day
"""Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she's a monster wearing a shit ton of makeup."" -Maybelline"
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"What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics? She has it bronzed."
"Chantelle has 756 friends on Facebook. She adds 122, what does she have? Huge tits."
"Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: ""If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table."""
"What's a wavelength's favorite animal? A lamb, duh!"
"My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed."
"Winter is great because it gets dark earlier and you can get a head start on your shady activities."
"""I'm still years behind on Breaking Bad so I expect the entire internet not to discuss it until it's convenient for me."" - Idiots"
"I was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction recently But I'm staying positive because I know it's not going to make life any harder"
"COP: Give back the money you stole ME: Already spent it COP: On what? ME: Karate lessons which [does vague swishes w/ hand] I did not attend"