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Joke of the Day
"It's not a flaw to have a husband, but an essential drawback to have a wife."
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"When I'm about to die and my life flashes before my eyes I'm worried that a lot of it will just be Facebook and TV."
"The fish's piano was making weird noises. Guess it was out of tuna."
"So I Tattooed a $100 bill On my Peter so my woman always has money to blow!"
"Apparently ""What inning is it?"" is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard."
"I suck my stomach in when ever I weigh myself!nnIt doesn't make me weigh less but at least I can see the numbers!"
"Sometimes I wonder how shit life would be if electricity was never invented. I mean it would be terrible having to watch TV by candlelight."
"We haven't spent a dime for snake food since I discovered all the free pets on craigslist."
"I guess the Tupperware lids in my house just graduate and go off to college or something."
"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir"