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Joke of the Day
"The fish's piano was making weird noises. Guess it was out of tuna."
Next Joke
"Why do gay guys dress so well? They spent a lot of time in the closet."
"[as one million ants are carrying me out of my bed to toward their cavern to eat me alive] please let me feed my neopets first"
"I'd tell my neighbor about the weird smell coming from her apartment, but she's been so quiet that I don't want to disturb her."
"Well, well, well... Welcome to stutter class."
"Up votes are a bit like my sex life. It doesn't happen."
"What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick"
"What do you call two lonely bastards drinking together? Two bastards."
"What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine? a sweater"
"Trying to make a list of things that are worse than Mondays and all I've got so far is Hitler and Christian Rock."