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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Batman who skips Church? Christian *Bale*"
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"Every dog, in a previous life, has been murdered by a shoe."
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"I'm too calm to be a Dermatologist. I refuse to make rash decisions."
"What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake? Yolko Oh-no"
"Billy's parents called the school on the afternoon he completed his make up test, they wanted to know why he was wearing lipstick and mascara."