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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Batman who skips Church? Christian *Bale*"
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"Q: What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday? A: Chump day."
"Why does a one legged man make a terrible therapist? Because he has less understanding."
"Boss: You're late Me: Sorry, my clock was set to Australian time Boss: That would make today Saturday Me: You're right. I'll go home"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - LAPD Barbie ...comes with two nightsticks in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available."
"At least I have all day sober to Sunday up....."
"What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light? I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off."
"I come from a long line of people waiting to get in."
"India launched a rocket to Mars this morning. That's a heck of a place to put a call centre."
"Today I rented a prostitute... It was whore-ible"