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Joke of the Day
"Why can't gay people drive while they're aroused? Because they can't think straight."
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"Life has never given me lemons It has given me anger issues, anxiety, stress, a love for alcohol, and a serious dislike for stupid people"
"How did God get Mary pregnant? He used the holy immaculate contraception"
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off"
"What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to? Klondike Bars"
"I bought my girlfriend a treadmill and a Victoria's Secret catalogue."
"A Stormtrooper tried to commit suicide yesterday."
"No one knows what the singer Sia looks like... Hopefully we will Sia Later."
"Facebook people don't like Twitter because they need picture illustrations to understand the joke."
"I bet that at some point in history a baby ate a dingo."