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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg? Irene."
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"the day i feel like a real adult is the day i can wear a white shirt and keep it stain-free."
"Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car, instead"
"I don't get why lesbians are called dykes. People keep explaining to me, but the idea just doesn't hold water."
"Therapist: So what happened in your last relationship? I lost him to addiction. Therapist: I'm so sorry. Drugs? Yes please."
"Two guys talking ""Tell me , have you ever been awakened by a blowjob?"" ""No ,i always sleep with my mouth shut."""
"I can remember just 10 years ago, I had no idea what to do with all the pictures I took of my lunch. Thanks, Facebook!"
"Two blondes stood on a riverbank across one another... One blonde yells out, ""How do I get to the other side?"" The other blonde replies, ""You ARE on the other side!"""
"What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians A drummer"
"What do you call a chubby girl who's cranky, has bad breath and doesn't screw? You don't call her."