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Joke of the Day
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."
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"I walked up to a lady and asked... ...""Can I smell your feet?"" ""No."" ""Oh,"" I said, ""Must be your pussy I smell then."""
"Have you heard about the gay Chinese prostitute? He only does brojobs."
"Four Catholic Men... (Catholic Joke) [http://agentfunny.com/four-catholic-men-joke/](http://agentfunny.com/four-catholic-men-joke/)"
"When I signed up for college they said I had to take a 'Fat Awareness' class I said that do we need 'Fat Awareness' for? They're so easy to spot."
"Balloons think they're so cool. I tried to tell one he was leaking and he just said, ""Pfft."""
"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? I'm gonna need some specs or an outline of the scope, before I can get you an estimate."
"Pokemon go has made Reddit into a fangirl. But oh my gosh i must catch em all"
"Does it creep anyone else out that Donald Duck eats a turkey dinner on 'Once Upon A Christmas'? Isn't that a form of cannibalism?"
"I've been that, done that, had that, lost that, needed that and felt that. Just a few of the many reasons why I always drink to ""that""."