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Joke of the Day

"I was at a golf course... And I asked a lady, who looked like a regular ""Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?"". She answered ""About an inch""."

"You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said... ""What a treasure"" and your dad said ""Lets go bury it!"""

"What did earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!"

"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair"

"Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ? Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team."

"Not saying I'm desperate enough for a mail order bride, but did just check to see how much FedEx charges for 125 pounds from Krasnoyarsk."

"""I'm not even going to dignify that with a response"", she responded."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb? One to change it, thirty to write a book about it. :3"

"How does a vagina tell time? With a twatch"

"Hey baby, are you a whale? because we can humpback at my place. ;)"