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Joke of the Day

"I caught my wife having sex with another man with the lights on I didn't know had married a man!"

"What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !"

"Ok guys I have a confession.... Particle accelerators give me a hadron...."

"""What are you typing? Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that? Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!"" -Google."

"What does a girl say to a guy when she sees his huge dick? Im not sure either."

"TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral. Now the FBI lists me as ""public enemy number Juan""."

"I booked a taxi today When it arrives I threw up a Nazi salute. I bet no one's thought of heiling a cab before"

"Last year for Christmas I got a sweater, this year I am hoping for a screamer or a moaner."

"Did you hear about the new car that instead of using gas, runs on Carbon, Oxygen, Carbon, and Potassium? It's a real guzzler."

"I went to the blacksmiths for a job interview He asked me ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off."""