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Joke of the Day

"A man is complaining about his girlfriend in the late 17th century... Man: ""She's just a complete witch."" Not sure if it's an old joke, but I came up with this one at the bathroom."

"Who's the most self-centered Muppet? Beaker. All he says is ""Me Me Me."""

"How many Suh Dude's does it take to change a lightbulb? None it's already lit fam suh"

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!"

"Laying in bed, watching the ceiling fan spin, my thoughts wonder to 1. Who turned the ceiling fan on 2. Why don't I have telekinetic powers"

"What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics? None, even if you win, you're still retarded."

"PMS jokes aren't funny. Period."

"The blonde couldn't add Question: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? Answer: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"I asked my friend if he knew binary he said ""yeah I took the 101 class"""

"Why did the train get hit by lighting? Because of the conductor."