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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts come back from camp."
Next Joke
"What kind of chips do you eat in the bath? Shower cream and onion."
"I've been busy. What are we unnecessarily outraged about now?"
"4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said ""People are a prototype"" and I was too scared to ask what he meant."
"When I say to my kids ""sit here and watch cartoons"" they hear ""come and bug me while I am trying to take naughty pictures for daddy."""
"What kind of olives do I like? Olive them"
"The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar... It was tense."
"Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp."
"A man walks in to a green grocer's ""Excuse me ma'am, are these carrots genetically modified?"" ""No"" interrupted the carrot."
"Sex on the golf course: Is that considered a ""hole-in-one?"""