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Joke of the Day

"If you want to intimidate anyone with your screaming and honking, you may need to rethink those reindeer antlers on your car."

"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."

"Movies Lesson #5: very few people die while trying to get from one hotel room to another using the ledge outside, so give it a shot."

"An Irish man walks into a bar. ."

"How did ISIS become so powerful? They got a head"

"Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby? Because black people make ""Wong"" decisions!"

"[The mid 20s catch up] ""What are you drinking, who you seeing?"" [The midlife catchup] ""Who's your therapist, what are you taking for it?"""

"Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes SIR!"

"My friend's WoW character couldn't go forward anymore. You'll never guess what he said !? "" wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"""

"I had a dream that I ate 5lbs marshmallow... I woke up and my pillow was gone."